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To the editor:
Wrote a rally speech for Trump please forward for his consideration “We are off to see the Wizard” starring Trump as Dorothy and Pence as Toto.
Dorothy (Trump) is a young girl who lives with Auntie M (Melania) and her dog Toto (Pence) on a farm somewhere in Iowa. One day she and Toto are caught up in a cyclone (Iowa Caucus) that tosses them and the farm house (Trump Tower) into Munchkin County in the magic land of Oz. The falling house lands on the wicked witch of the left (Hillary), the dictator of the Munchkins, (the deplorables) Glinda, the good witch on the right, (Supreme Court Justice) and the Munchkins welcome Dorothy as a hero, the wicked witch on the far left (Pelosi) arrives to retrieve here sister’s red ruby skippers (the Constitution), but Glinda the good witch transfers them onto Dorothy’s feet. Enraged the wicked witch on the far left swears revenge on Dorothy and vanishes. Glinda tells Dorothy to follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City (Washington D.C.) where she can ask the mighty wizard to help her return home. On her journey Dorothy meets the scarecrow who wants a brain (the Cuomo Brothers), the tin man who wants a heart (Schumer) and the lion who is looking for a lot of courage (Romney). She invites them to accompany her to the Emerald City where she can ask the wizard for help getting back home. As they make their way to the Emerald City, the wicked witch captures Dorothy and threatens to impeach her if she doesn’t hand over the the ruby slippers. (The Constitution)
Toto escapes and leads the three friends to the steps of the Capital…they ambush the guards (A.O.C. Omar, Pressley and Talib.) They don their guard uniforms and set out to free Dorothy, the wicked witch of the far left (Pelosi) and the other guard (Kamala) surround them and set fire to the ruby red slippers (The Constitution), causing Dorothy to toss a bucket of water (the truth) on her feet. Inadvertently splashing water on the witch who slowly melts. Dorothy and Toto rejoice and take the witches gavel.. Upon their return back down the yellow brick road Toto pulls back the curtain to expose the wizards (George Soros, Obama, Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Biden and Bernie, CNN and MSNBS). They are exposed as a bunch of fraudulent old men operating heavy government machinery. They all admit to being busted big time!
The wizard offers Dorothy a one way ticket back to Iowa and to hand over the twitter machine. Dorothy tells the crooks no deal! Glenda the good witch on the right (Supreme Court Justice) tells Dorothy she has always had the power to return home by kissing and hugging the ruby slippers (Constitution)) and stating that there is no place like home. Dorothy responds “No Deal”, I love it here in the Emerald City this is home, living in the White House four more years.
This is Ronald E. Maxon in Mount Ayr, Iowa and I approve this message ‘Big League’!