A quick top 5
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To the editor:
Well, it’s that time again. As the campaign smear ads begin to smother all avenues of our normal lives, it makes me ponder the things I much rather do with my time. Here’s a quick Top 5:
1. Lifeguard at Judge Lewis Pool from Dec-March in only a snug tweed speedo.
2. Arm wrestle local legend ‘Cowboy Joe’ for his prized fishing hole at the lake.
3. Ride a loaded shopping cart down the paving brick roads of Mount Ayr, blindfolded.
4. Formulate and enforce a ‘Peace Treaty’ between all the girls in the graduating class of 2029. (We have one in this class)
5. Host a nail-biting political debate between M.G. Sickels and Leota M. Lipovac.
However, it should be noted that I did find her assessment of Mr. Sickels never-ending rants, to be quite astute.
Adam B. Freeman
Mount Ayr